= >> বোকা বানানোর SMS

( 1 ): Ador Kore 2taThappor Mere Bolbo, Sms
Peye Reply Koro NaKeno? ... Ei BokaJune
Mase Abar 31 Tarikh Ace Naki?

( 2 ): Chi chi Ai ki Sunlam.Celera naki gan sunle
kade,mair khele hase, pan khele kase, R
Meyeder Miss call pele naki Dorja Bondho kore
Nache.I

( 3 ): Ami Tumay Valobashi" Tumi Amay
ValoBaso Na, Ami Tumar Kace Asi" Tumi Amar
Kace Aso Na, Ami Tumay Onek Lati Mari _____
_______But__________ Tumi Amay Maro Na!

( 4 ): Tumi amar sokal belar kak ! Sondha belay
badur pakhir jhak ! Tumi amar nil akasher chil !
Dim para haser sathe 2mr onek mil

( 5 ): Borsar agomone bristy jorche apon
mone.Vijce poth,vijce ghat,Aro vijce fosoler
math.Jokhn jaw 2mi paye hete,Ish Tokhon
Jodi 2mi 1ta Achar Khete..!

( 6 ): Jodi Ghumiye Thako,Tahole Sopno
Dekho.Jodi Mon Kharap Thake,Tahole
Rifat.Rasel- Er sMs Poro.R Jodi Akdom Free
Thako,Tahole 10Bar Kane Dhore Uth Bosh
Koro..!

( 7 ): Onek Meye "Mula" Diye Kore,Abar Onek
Meye "Gajor" Diye O Kore,Abar Onek Meye
"Sosha" Diye O Kore.Abar Sob Kico Ek Sathe
Diye O Kore....KI Kore Jano...? "Aree Salad
Toyri Kore R Ki"

( 8 ): Ai SMS Porle 2mi 'GADHA' R Na Porle
'BOLOD'.SMS Kawke Dhekale 'GORU' R Na
Dhekale 'CHAGOL' SMS Pore Mind Korle
'VERA' R Na Korle 'DUMBA'. SMS Delete Korle
'BANDOR' B Na Korle 'HANUMAN. SMS Back
Korle 'PAGOL' R Na Korle 'RAMCHAGOL' So
Choice 2mar.

( 9 ): Du Hat Bariye AkasH Pane Chao,Nijke
Pakhi Mone Hobe.Josna Rate Chader Pane
Chao,Nijke Pori Mone Hobe.Matir Sobuj
Ghaser Pane Chao,Nijke 'CHAGOL' Mone Hobe

( 10 ): Nari Hotat Kore Kade,Hotat Kore
Hase,Hotat Kore Purus Manus Tader Jale
Fase.Faisa Giyaa Hukur Hukur Kase.

( 11 ): U r BANDAR.... it means, .. B= Beautifull
A= Attractive N= Naughty D= Decent A=
Adorable R= Romantic , R u Smiling?..!!

( 12 ): Chay na ami "Shakib khan" Er priya Chay
na ami Hiroin "Oyshowriya" Chay ami 2mr
moto "Expart" kajer buya Ki hobena?

( 14 ): 2mi jodi bolo Saper gorte dite pari hat,
Sundorboner Bager Sathe katate pari rat. Pari
ami kun kune site Nodite namte, Sorry,R Parci
na ami Mittha katha bolte..!

( 15 ): i love you. ami tomak chara bacbo na.
tumi amr jibon. tumi amr moron. tumi amr
sob. exm: ata tomak bole nai. ata ami water
(pani) k bolse. Ok

16 ): Taal gache Supari dhore.Supari gache
Taal.Preamik Preamikar Rup dekhile Bang e
faal.

( 17 ): Ai gorome 2make 1ta THAPPOR dilam.ki
mind korle? THAPPOR means: T=Thanda,
H=Haowa A=And P=Porjapto P=Poriman
O=Ovinondon R=Ridoy tekhe.

( 18 ): Moyna thake dale dale.Beng thake
khale.Tumi amay bhalobashle.Sharom lage
gale.Tyto ami chupmu khabo tomar misty duti
gale.

( 19 ): Sonlam Valentine Day 14 February Theke
Poriborton Kore 31 June Ana Hobe... - - - Ei
Boka June Mase Abar 31 Tarikh Ace Naki?.

( 20 ): Meye:Hi chagol kemon acho? Chele:Hello
Chagi valo achi. Meye:Tumi astha akta Bod.
Chele:Ohh Tar Mane tumi Bodna. Meye:Yes !!!
Chele:RFL R TFL Ki ak dam. Meye:Iss ammu ke
bole dibo kin2.

( 21 ): Dudh hoy sada Meyera hoy gadha.Ful hoy
sundor Meyera hoy bandor.Ful hoyna kalo
Meyera hoyna valo.Chele hole like koro Meyera
kichu bolar thakle comment koro....

( 22 ): Khov Sohoj Vabe Bolci- Ami Tomay
Valobashi- Tumio Amay Valobasho.. Tahole
Oviman Na Kore Ektu Hasho.. Ohh...hoo...
Tomar Mukhe Gondho Keno..Ha..ha..

( 23 ): Ami Jolbo Surjor Sikha Hoye Tomar Ghor
Alokito Korte. Ami Pakhi Hobo Tomake Niye
Nil Akashe Urte. Ami Prokkriti Hobo Tomar
Mon Voriye Dite. Ami Nodi Hobo Sei Nodite
Tomay Ami Kochuri Panar Sathe Vasabo. HA
Ha Ha

( 24 ): Rate Jokhon Bisanay Soi, Tokhon
Tomake Khov Miss Kori.. Vabi Tumi Thakle
Hoyto Valo Hoto.. Karon Ageto Tumi Amar
"PA Tipe Dite."

( 25 ): Sotti Tumi Onek Sundori, Tumar Hasi
Tao Onek Sundor.. Tai Tomakei Amar Ghore
Rakhte Chai Sara Jibon Vor.. Amar "ChakRani''
Kore. . .

( 26 ): Sotti Tumi Onek Sundori, Tumar Hasi
Tao Onek Sundor.. Tai Tomakei Amar Ghore
Rakhte Chai Sara Jibon Vor.. Amar "ChakRani''
Kore. . .

( 27 ): Dorja Off! Ami Eka! Tumio Eka! Amar Hat
2mar Komore! 2mar Thot Amar Thote! Sob
Shes! Shorir Thanda Hoye Gelo! R Mon Bollo I
Fill Up? Are a Boka It's 7up!!!

( 28 ): Vabchi 2mar Bari Jabo. 2mar Sathe
Friendship Korbo. 2mar Hate Hat Rakhbo. Ador
Kore 2ta Thappor Mere Bolbo, Sms Peye Reply
Koro Na Keno???

( 29 ): Ekta Meyaer Number Nebi? Nebi to Niche
Dekh. . . . . Ki Peli? . . . . . . Tui Ekta Meyaer
Jonno Ato Niche Namte Paris

( 30 ): Luv aj kal: Hoito tomari jonno, hoyechhe
pocket shunnyo. Jani tumi joghonnyo. Tobuo
tomake chai. Baba o pereche jante. Petabe j
ekante. Shuru theke sesh prante. Palabar poth
nai..

( 31 ): Dariye koro, bose koro, paa tule koro,
paa namiye koro, paa fak kore jore jore koro,
dorkar hole suye suye koro. Kintu obossoi
koro. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Roj
sokal- e . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Raamdev
babar jogason.

( 32 ): Tor chhotobelar kotha Mone ache,jakhon
tui melay Gie khelna dekhe jiggesa korechili
"Oi HUNUMAN tar Dam koto?" Dokandar
bolecilo "sona ota Aina"

( 33 ): Tor chhotobelar kotha Mone ache,jakhon
tui melay Gie khelna dekhe jiggesa korechili
"Oi HUNUMAN tar Dam koto?" Dokandar
bolecilo "sona ota Aina"

( 34 ): Kotodin kukiler dak sunini bosontho nei
bole, Kotodin bristite vijini bristi hoyni bole.
Kotodin tumak wish korini kuno upolokko nei
bole, Aj tumak ridoy ujar kore sms korlam sms
a taka katena bole.

( 35 ): Amar huzur,teacher,fathar,pondit ader
bissas korto kosto hoy tobe
goru,sagol,kutta,biral r tomak aisob obola
prani k bissas hoy.

( 36 ): Tumi ki rater tara vora akash dekheso,
tumi ki vora josnar nil alo dekheso, o
dekhoni ! Dekhbe ki kore tumi to rat kana..!

( 37 ): Bolotho tumar jibon kokhon sharthok
hoy? Chinta korar ki ase, jokhon tumi dreiner
maje loha khuje paw!

( 38 ): sms khub mojar jinis, 20jon ke pathao to
10jon porei na, 5jon delete kore dei, 4jon-er
inbox full thake r 1 matro pagol-e ete pore.

( 39 ): tui ekta sim nibi naki? simer dam 10taka.
365 taka talk time, 1p/3sec, 500sms/day for 6
months. sim nite hole tor 1copy matha nera
photo lagbe.

( 40 ): 1,2,3 ki vabchhis? vule geli? ok.... ami
bolchhi.... 4,5,6 pora-sonai mon de dustumi
na kore.